Simon Beans

Hi, I'm Beans. Simon Beans.

I am a writer, artist, advocate, trans man, trad dad, bodyworker, fascia wizard, and professional embracer-of-the-weird.

A selfie of a caucasian man with short brown hair and blue eyes standing on a beach at sunset. It's in an inlet so mountains are visible across the water. His hair is blowing wildly in the wind and he is smiling a closed-mouth smile. He's wearing glasses and a black shirt with a line drawing of an an eye in white visible.

What you'll find here

This website, that I coded myself, is the compilation of all my professional endeavors. It contains my writing, my art, my advocacy work, access to my community, ways to hire me, etc. It is basically my personal brand all in one place. Look around, see if there’s something you like, and if you want to get updates each week about what I’ve posted and what I’m doing, .