Hire Me

I have a bunch of skills that are not related to each other at all but that make me happy. Hence my catch-all “Hire Me” page.

If you’re interested in me doing something for you that’s not listed below, it’s not hard to get me on board. My only requirement is that it falls in my ethical framework of the world and that I’m treated with respect. So, if you’re like “Simon didn’t list ____ on his website, but I really think he’d be good at it.” Shoot me an email and we can discuss whether it’s something I’m able/willing to do.

Contact: hireme@simonbeans.com